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Random: Personalization Goes To New Heights
Posted September 20, 2006 4:09 AM
This is pure genius. You know we guys here at Guyville generally rave about personalized gifts. Nothing says, “I love myself†more than a bunch of stuff with our own names on it.
Get enough of it together in the same house and pretty soon we begin to refer to ourselves in the third person. “Joey Johnson wants to get some beer from his Joey Johnson Personalized Beer Stein in Joey Johnson’s kitchen. Joey Johnson is gonna be right back.â€
This particular personalized stein isn’t just limited to one type of personalized image. You can choose various types of personalized pubs, for example, “Johnson’s Pub, est. 2006†with a great looking pub style image on it. This is especially good if you’re on a date with a girl, but you’re unemployed. Serve her a beer out of this baby, and when she asks you what you do for a living, simply point to the stein and show her, “see, baby, it says right there on the stein, Joey Johnson, proprietor!†God forbid she ever asks you to take her to your fictitious bar for drinks, but that’s a tomorrow issue. For at least tonight you are a pub proprietor, golf instructor, surfing teacher, long drive champion, or a poker player. I told you this was pure genius. There are gifts for guys and there are gifts for men. I’d like to think this particular gift is a smile maker for both types. Now if only we can convince them to create a stein that says, “Joey Johnson, adult film star of the year.†Wouldn’t that make ma and pop proud?
