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Sex: Catching Your Bride - Priceless
Posted November 8, 2006 1:32 PM
Many of us have now heard about the infamous groom-to-be who, at his lavish wedding with 300 guests, picked up his microphone to graciously thank everyone for attending from long distances and for sharing this monumental time with he and his new bride.
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As a token of his appreciation he had provided a special gift for all of the guests and politely asked everyone to look under their seats. Taped to each chair was a manila envelope and inside was a lovely eight by ten of his bride having sex with the best man. Apparently the groom had become suspicious weeks earlier and hired a detective to track them. After everyone had audibly gasped at the horror and shock of all the guests, he turned and said to both the best man and the new bride. "Fu@k you! and "Fu@k you!" and he promptly hit the bricks. He annulled the marriage first thing the next morning. He went through the whole wedding as if nothing in the world was wrong so as to trash the reputation of both of these cheating bastards in front of their closest family and friends, forever. Guyville has a cool guy gift for this brilliantly calculating groom...He has earned the title of "Guyville Guy" of the month! As they say south of the border. "Tienes huevos de TORO!" Look that one up if you don't speaky de Spaneesh. By the way...there were a lot of groomsmen gifts and just wedding gifts in general that needed to be returned after that crazy night!
