Mommy comes in to see what all the raucous is about and you shrug your shoulders and say, The game is tied with fifteen seconds left…give a brotha a break! You get the stink eye from both of them and you won’t know if that fifty yard field goal went through the uprights until you read the morning paper tomorrow. Instead you’ll be watching that stupid little mouse with all of her rascally friends who can’t speak, entertain your kid while you stifle a scream into your fist! As far as I can tell there is only one of these cartoons worth watching anymore and that is Sponge Bob Square Pants. Make your entire family happy for the holidays with perhaps the best guy gift we can think of for all beleaguered dads around the world. Seriously, men, what happened to the good ole days when road runner used to drop anvils on the coyote?