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Random: New Years Resolutions - Guy Style
Posted December 31, 2006 5:37 PM
Here is a short list of New Years Resolutions that every guy can get behind. I believe that resolutions should be small gifts to ourselves that no one in the world can give us but, well...ourselves. The goals shouldn't be too lofty, or too hard, or put too much pressure on us to succeed should we fail, that way the disappointment won't depress us. The resolutions should be meaningful so we focus on getting them accomplished, yet in no way should the effort be more difficult than the reward. That said, here is what I'm focusing on doing in 2007.
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1. Have more sex. This is a no-brainer, yet if we vocalize it as a priority, perhaps it will come to pass. We hope. And it can be with a loved one, friend, person (never a beast), or in a pinch yourself. Whatever's clever.
2. Watch more TV. This is an absolute must. With reality tv still popular and scripted television getting better each year, I really need to catch up and be up to speed for "cooler talk" at the office.
3. Eat more food. Let's be honest here. Someday we're all going to be on the wrong side of the dirt and there are so many dishes from so many countries that I haven't even sampled yet! I've never eaten Ethiopian food, only eaten Indian food once and have no idea what the specials are in South Africa or Greenland. I have a lot of catching up to do and by golly I'm making some headway this year!
4. Laugh every time I scowl. This is just good practice. If I get pissed at my wife, I am going to immediately say something nice about her with a grin. Even if it kills me.
5. Call my friends and have more parties. I realize this is two resolutions, but they go hand in hand. Life wouldn't be worth living without our good, trusty friends. Quantity isn't the goal here, it's quality...and if I can convince each one to bring a dish...it won't cost me a dime. How's that for modern economics?
That's it for now. Happy new year to all from the good folks here at Guyville!
