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Sex: Doctor Feelgood
Posted January 10, 2007 11:15 AM
This story is just too good not to share with the Guyville guys across the land. It's either a dream come true, or a nightmare depending on how you look at it. I was recently referred to a new doctor as I changed my health insurance policy. As I showed up, I was warmly greeted by the staff and led into the examination room to receive my physical from (to protect her identity) Dr. Wilson. "She'll be right with you, sir," was what they told me as they left me alone to change and put on that silly little paper robe. At this time I had no idea or thoughts about what the good Doctor Wilson would look like. A moment later Doc opened the door and I nearly fell off my paper covered stool. I half expected "Shook Me All Night Long" to start blasting and a pole to show up in the corner of the room.
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She was so freaking hot! She couldn't have been more than 28 with long auburn hair and a model face with a body that couldn't remotely be hidden with her white lab coat. She smiled and I immediately felt sweat beading up on my upper lip though it felt like it was fifty degrees in there. Then it occurred to me, "she's going to examine my WHOLE body, nut sack and all, and it's freezing in here!" I knew I wouldn't be even remotely at my best with the temperature so cold and nerves kicking in like mad. I did the only thing I could think of at that moment. I excused myself to the bathroom so I could chub up for the big moment. In a nutshell (pun intended) I can never see that gorgeous doctor again. Why do they have to keep those offices so damn cold! "I had shrinkage, Jerry! I had shrinkage!"