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Sex: If Paz Vega Was Your Girl
Posted January 4, 2007 9:38 PM
Valentine's day is nearly upon us. We got through the hectic holidays, made the turkey disappear from our Thanksgiving plates, likely dealt with countless petty family issues that always occur when you get all that baggage and history together under one roof and we can take a big, satisfied, deep breath that it's all behind us. Freakin' family members! Anyway, we need to concentrate on what really matters, our women. I know you hate Valentine's day, but what you need to realize is that this day isn't for you, ya big lunkhead, it's for her. If you think that the box of chocolates and the heart shaped balloon is going to get her into your bed, you may be right, but the question you need to ask yourself is what is she going to tell her girlfriends about the special day/gifts you gave to her? You need to change your approach.
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Your thought process should be, If Paz Vega was my new girlfriend, what would I give to her? If Paz was my shorty, where would I want to take her? In truth, we'd want to show the world to Paz and show Paz the world. We'd want everyone in the joint to turn and say, "Man, that chick is smokin." (They'd likely add 'what the hell is she doing with that dufus?' but don't trouble yourself with those thoughts). Take if from a closet romantic who has used this great day to my advantage for years, plan this Valentine's day as if your girl was Paz Vega. Whatever lame thing you're thinking about doing, step it up a notch this time around. Imagine those soft, brown smokey eyes looking at you with passionate desire and those incredible lips puckering up to kiss you intensely to show her gratitude for such a well thought out gift. If you want to be a hit, even if your girl isn't half as hot as Paz, look at her through different eyes this year. Drop us a note and let us know how it went.
