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Random: Mmm, Squirrel - The Other Other White Meat
Posted January 29, 2007 7:22 PM
Associated Press: Trenton, N.J. (AP) A warning has been issued to the residents of Ringwood, New Jersey to watch their consumption of squirrel meat as they could be contaminated with lead. A lead contaminated squirrel was apparently found about two months ago and it prompted letters to go out to residents that eating squirrels more than twice per week could prove harmful to your health. Children and pregnant women should consume squirrel even less. This prompts me to ask a curious and burning question...who in the heck eats squirrel?! I can understand looking at a bunny and thinking, damn, he looks like he might be kind of tasty, but who in their right mind looks at a squirrel and says, man, I gotta have me some squirrel at least three times a week or I'll go out of my mind? We like to suggest gifts for men, but this one has us scratching our heads.
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A squirrel can't weigh but like what, three pounds? Most of that is probably fur, tail, bones and eyeballs. I'd rather eat anything else over a squirrel, couldn't the local homeless dudes and Indians eat stray cats, or beavers? I can understand how folks might enjoy a little beaver now and then, but the idea of squirrel as a delicacy just blows me away. Being an open minded Guyville Guy, however, I'll say, if you have to have ya some squirrel, then let us help you out. Hone your hunting skills with the Gamo Metallic Squirrel Target. We aren't pretending to understand, but what kind of brothers would we be if we didn't support your squirrel eating habits?