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Fitness: Pure Domino's Anti-Sex Appeal

Posted September 11, 2007 11:45 AM

Doctors, politicians and parents alike all sit around wondering why we keep getting fatter in America. Well I finally think I figured it out, presenting the source of all that is obese...The Oreo Dessert Pizza. Domino's is giving this dessert away whenever you buy a large pizza at menu price; just what people need after a cheese and dough laden meal, another heap of insane calories. So if that sounds even remotely tempting to any of you guys, then make sure you've got the time to work off that tire around your waist.

Just in case you are still in the mood for this 960 calorie dessert after you consume your large Domino's Pizza (single topping), which by the way, falls between 2500 and 3000 calories, let us school you on the specific ingredients that make up this caloric delight and then maybe you'll change your mind:

OREOÂ® DESSERT PIZZA

10" THIN DESSERT STYLE CRUST: Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour), Water, Soybean Oil, Malt Extract, Chocolate Flavor (Natural and Artificial Flavors, Cocoa, Maltodextrin, Gum Acacia), Yeast, Dextrose, Leavening (Sodium Bicarbonate, Corn Starch, Monocalcium Phosphate), Calcium Propionate and Soy Lecithin

VANILLA SAUCE: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Corn Syrup, Sugar, Starch, Contains less than 2% of Salt, Titanium Dioxide, Cellulose Gel, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Polysorbate 60. Freshness preserved with Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate

OreoÂ® Cookie Crumbs: Sugar, Enriched Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate {Vitamin B1}, Riboflavin {Vitamin B2}, Folic Acid), Palm and/or High Oleic Canola and/or Soybean Oil, Cocoa (Processed with Alkali), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Baking Soda, Cornstarch, Salt, Soy Lecithin (Emulsifier), Vanillin (an Artificial Flavor), Chocolate

WHITE ICING: Water, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch. Contains less than 2% of Each: Soybean Oil, Cellulose Gel, Mono and Diglycerides, Polysorbate 60, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Titanium Dioxide. Freshness Preserved with Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate. Contains Soy, Wheat (Product is manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts and tree nuts.)

Now honestly try and tell yourself, doesnâ€™t that sound like the best 10â€ plate of processed vomit youâ€™ll ever want to buy? Come on guys, take a stand and just say no. In closing, we do have to admit, the marketing behind the calorie machine is pretty funny...take a peek below.