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Random: Zombies Shmombies We'll Still Be Here

Posted September 24, 2007 10:30 AM

Alright guys we've all wondered what the apocalypse would be like, whether it's a giant meteorite or an alien invasion or (fingers crossed!) zombies. There's been enough movies to give everyone as many ideas as they'll ever need, not to mention whatever your imagination might have dreamed up. Either way none of us is planning on getting bit and turning undead, which is why we need to be prepared for when it does happen.


The first important decision we have to make though is will the zombies be Dawn of the Dead speed or 28 Days Later speed. I'm pretty sure we'd all prefer DOTD zombies as far as survival is concerned, but 28 Days Later would bring Darwinism to a whole new level. I'm talking fast and brutal zombies. They'll be running around eating people and where will you be? Huddled up in a dark little hole waiting for it to blow over or out there going crazy on some zombies with whatever arsenal you've accumulated? The answer had better be the latter because honestly guys, some holes just aren't that fun to be in. We don't know when the infestation will be brought about though so it's important to get yourself figured out now. The fastest way to go about preparing has to be with The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. This handbook offers every situation you or your friends (you weren't just about to let them succumb to the zombie hordes were you!?!) could hope to find in a war on zombies and will teach you guys all the moves needed to win. This is just the information needed to survive though, you're going to need the tools of the trade to put that knowledge to use. Here and here are some places to get a start on your dream zombie armory. Enjoy zombie slayers.


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I have always asserted that the apocalypse will be served to us via zombie invasion. It's nice to know that we have some resources to prepare for the impending doom.

by Chris

September 24, 2007 2:29 PM

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