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October 31, 2007
Psychology One-Oh-One: Guys
Good morning guys, class is now starting for the psychology of guys and boy is this gonna be quick. We'll start off with some basics and wrap everything up with a video and then questions and comments. So to begin we'll start with a quick compare and contrast between men and women. Biologically speaking our bodies are very similar concerning functions and general makeup, however there are some glaring differences, mainly our minds.
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October 30, 2007
Darko Choco Definitely Rockos
Chocolate. The gift of the gods, there is not one person in the world who doesn't like chocolate. Some people may say that they don't like it, but really they are just kidding themselves. They don't like Hershey's chocolate or Nestle chocolate or any of that other crap candy. No, real chocolate isn't a candy, it's an explosion of taste bud love that can actually be good for you. The secret? Dark chocolate.
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October 29, 2007
This Guy Knows Halloween
Halloween is coming up fast and some of you guys are probably realizing that you still don't have a costume. You've only got two days to whip one out, so what are you gonna do? No worries guys because we have THE solution. Not for you guys though. Bummer. The solution is for your ladies though. That's right, whether they already have a costume or not, they need to go and get one from the best costume shop in the world.
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October 26, 2007
A New Low From Higher Intelligence
Guys have brains. Guys also have heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Most do at least. Some guys have those but don't have other things, like say eyesight or hearing. One thing that those guys do have though are tongues with taste buds and don't think that our friends marketing and advertising haven't noticed. Coca-cola definitely knows there's money to be made and boy howdy did they perform brilliantly.
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October 25, 2007
Gender Issues
Okay guys maybe a blog will clear things up a little, but honestly I don't think there's any hope. This is of course about the difference between men and women, or the lack thereof really. Us guys have a lot of things we do that women don't, but that seems to be changing. I'm not saying feminism is bad (though sometimes it's really annoying) but men and women ARE different and trying to say otherwise is just nonsense.
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October 24, 2007
Halloween Screams And Shivers, On Film
Movie time for fright night (not the movie, definitely not scary though there was that scene from his bedroom to his neighbors..) is always a time to be sure. There are plenty of purely gory movies out there and plenty suspenseful ones too, but finding that balance between the two is what makes a great scary movie.
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October 23, 2007
Electro Funk Daddy Superstar Cookin
There are always things out there that you should and shouldn't watch and cooking shows are right there on the edge. The Food Network has some okay ones with Iron Chef and Emeril, though if I hear one more bam from him that's exactly what he's getting, but that's probably why they're on a television channel. No, the real cooks (pronounced cewks here) are on the internet cooking shows.
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October 22, 2007
What Kind Of Man Does It Take
Alright guys this is where we separate the men from the boys, American football and rugby. It might also be where we separate the muscle-heads from the purely insane, but that decision will be left to you. First let's go over the basics. Football is a contact sport played with pads and helmets where a select few get to carry the ball and usually only a couple per a play. Rugby, or more specifically union rugby, may involve pads and helmets, but all are strictly limited by the International Rugby Board. Any gear worn is constructed from cloth and foam and is intended only to protect collarbones and ears from cauliflower ear. Also any position can carry the ball, though that isn't the strategy, and the play keeps running so long as there aren't any infringements or scores.
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October 19, 2007
These Bears Are Grizzly
When you hear someone say bears the first thing that comes to mind is an animal or sports team, that's it. Just grizzled fur and thickly muscled bodies that munch on nuts and berries all day. Or the sports teams, whether they're swing bats and hitting balls to the rim of the stadium or handing off and passing balls to each other. The funny thing about that is never again will those be your first thoughts.
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October 18, 2007
Techie Gifts For Men
Though there are still a couple months to go, the gift giving holidays will be coming up quick. Shopping will get put that crazed look in peoples' eyes with all the hundreds flooding the stores you go to. It will be pure madness. That means it's time to get the gifts for guys in gear. Here's a quick rundown of some cool guy gifts to give you some ideas what guys are looking for this holiday season (don't worry, we'll have several more of these lists in the coming weeks):
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October 17, 2007
Eat Your Salad Fingers This Halloween
Halloween is gonna be rolling around here soon guys so it's important to get in the mood. You know, be a little festive. Whether that's giving little ghoul and goblin children candy, dressing up yourself, or throwing a kick ass Halloween party for all the friends, you'll be doing your part for the holiday. And don't even think of not doing something (Simpson's Halloween specials do count as something), this is America and we celebrate every holiday regardless of its ties to ancient evil-doers; but personally we think druids are kick ass.
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October 16, 2007
Whales And Hippos Eat Healthier
Fast food restaurants have always been leading the race in fat/cholesterol/calorie based foods with burgers and fries and everything else that can be cooked with grease, but recently the trend has been to focus on breakfast. I'm sure you guys have seen the jack in the box commercials where jack only pays attention to breakfast and not lunch and dinner, but jack has some solid competition now. CKE Restaurants' Hardee's has unveiled their new breakfast, the Country Breakfast Burrito.
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October 15, 2007
Toughness Means Fitness, Sort Of
All of those far off days of playing outside in the streets and parks definitely added up to make for some rambunctious, and probably tough, little kids, so why not take a page from our younger years? That's right guys it's time to bring back some of the classic games that brought us so much fun and pain. We've composed a list of activities that all have that childhood ring and sting and are possibly guaranteed to whip you into shape.
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October 13, 2007
Mop Sop Suds, the Ultimate Guy Game
Guys, the sport of the century is here (ESPN Ocho status, if you know your movie lingo) and here to stay. Just about anyone can play, no tryouts or fees involved. I take that back, there might be some money leaving your pockets. On the other hand if you play your cards right you'll be filling them full of that sweet sweet bread and what's not to like about that? The game we're talking about is of course Mop Sop, the in-store mopping game.
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October 11, 2007
Geometry, The New Bar Smarts
Good morning class. I hope you guys are preparing for this weekends drinking extravaganza. That means no staying home. No, it's out to the pub for you and today's lesson is going to earn you some free drinks, hopefully. You'll be learning about a proposition bet using full-blown basic geometry that is almost sure to win it for you.
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October 10, 2007
Tyra Cranks, A Beauty Secret
Guys, guys, guys, we have a difficult fact to face. The beautiful model we all know from Victoria's Secret (I mean *cough* don't know, never looked at those magazines before) has a secret of her own. That secret is Vaseline. Vaseline you ask? Why yes, and, based on her talk show where she revealed the secret, the only logical conclusion is that Vaseline works wonders on your skin when used in conjunction with cocaine in any of its shapes and forms.
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October 9, 2007
Wiiality Gaming
"Wii would like to play" has to be something all you guys have heard running across the TV more than a few times. Paying attention to it was a little harder with graphics that don't quite compare to the Xbox 360 or PS3, not to mention those weird controllers. But while those two powerhouse consoles do have graphics that blow your mind (i.e. any game), they both lack one thing that Nintendo's Wii does offer: a physical, interactive gaming experience.
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October 8, 2007
Football Reigns
The ball is now in play guys and football season is roaring. We've got three teams so far that are still undefeated, the colts, patriots, and cowboys. Now the colts and patriots already have this weekends win under their belts so now we'll have to see tonight if the cowboys can take the bills (yea that'll be a doozy) and keep up the three team winning streak. Probably the best part about these multiple teams being undefeated is all the speculation, minus watching your team whoop the snot out of everyone of course.
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October 4, 2007
Trust Or Bust Babe
Here we are guys, on to the cheating girlfriend that you still love, or both of you still love, whoever that rat bastard may be. Finding out about it is always the toughest, the deception, the sorrow, and eventually the anger. There are many ways to deal with finding out your lady is a harlot, like be a man about it and let it go, be a whipped little freak and keep it going with her, or be remembered in the books of history as getting some of the sweetest revenge ever.
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October 3, 2007
Me? You? Him? Who?
New Yooohk f**kin New Yooohk. Mayor Bloomberg, whose fortune is estimated by Forbes at $11.5 billion, was recently a victim of identity theft, yea big whoop. So apparently this guy, a Mr. Odalis Bostic, deposited two forged checks into accounts for a fraudulent company that he created. Totaling $420,000 between two checks at $190,000 and $230,000, you'd would think rich bastard Bloomberg wouldn't even notice it was gone.
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October 2, 2007
What's That Groove?
Prison is not a good place guys. Big Bubba and his other enormous buddies make it that way, not to mention all of the other brutal inmates in for any number of crimes. That's just the US prison system though, what about overseas? We've all heard of the horrible conditions of the prisons in other countries, which may be true, but not in the Philippines. They're program is guaranteed to keep you fit and healthy and disciplined. That's right, they dance.
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October 1, 2007
Evil Gaming To Come
Video/computer games hold a dear spot in any guys heart, but the ones that settle in the deepest, darkest parts are always the most intense kind of fun. If you've played F.E.A.R. First Encounter Assault Recon
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