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Posted October 11, 2007 9:44 AM
Good morning class. I hope you guys are preparing for this weekends drinking extravaganza. That means no staying home. No, it's out to the pub for you and today's lesson is going to earn you some free drinks, hopefully. You'll be learning about a proposition bet using full-blown basic geometry that is almost sure to win it for you.
This is all assuming you don't try and work it on some sod that's got a good grasp on math, though your chances are good that they aren't. A quick fix solution that'll probably make winning a little easier (i.e. they actually participate in the bet) is to get drunk before you try it. No one likes to lose and if they think that you're being a brazen drunken fool that's making a bet he can't win well you'll be on the path to winning quicker than you thought, or can think by that time likely. Keeping that in mind, you might want to give it a couple practice runs just to make sure you won't lose it and make a fool of yourself. Alright though enough preface, here's the lesson:
If you'd rather play this game at home, make sure you have the right glasses, plus they make a great gift for the guys.
Tags: win, free, beer, proposition, bet,
Comments
OH!OH! CHRIS! WHAT'S THE GEOMETRIC PROOF FOR THIS?!?
How many are you?
oh chris, maybe if you were the genius you said you were in this thread [http://www.guyville.com/2007/09/a_softer_hue_of_hugh.html#comments] then you'd know that your last question made zero sense! well, I'll try to answer it for you anyway:
I'M THIS MANY ::motions fingers::
or, maybe you were asking "how manly are you?" the answer to that one is "manlier than you twinkle toes."
or maybe you were asking "how many people are you?" and i know it's hard to believe someone this awesome is only one person... but it is.
or maybe you were asking "how zany are you?" well, i'm pretty zany.
anyway, till next time professor chris.
p.s. i'm two girls, but there's only one cup.
