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Sports: Mop Sop Suds, the Ultimate Guy Game
Posted October 13, 2007 1:00 PM
Guys, the sport of the century is here (ESPN Ocho status, if you know your movie lingo) and here to stay. Just about anyone can play, no tryouts or fees involved. I take that back, there might be some money leaving your pockets. On the other hand if you play your cards right you'll be filling them full of that sweet sweet bread and what's not to like about that? The game we're talking about is of course Mop Sop, the in-store mopping game.
This game can be played at any location that has linoleum, tile, or any other smooth, mop-able surface. Stores usually have the best floors to play on and are more likely to have people willing to spend money. Let's go ahead and hear about the game though.
The rules:
- Go crazy and get committed to an asylum.
- Escape or wait for funding to dry up so they push you out on the streets.
- Get a hold of a mop (in-store and it's already taken care of).
- Play.
That's about it, but the only way to win is to beat the reigning champion. Check out Mop Sop Goliath, she's got it down:
Tags: crazy, insane, fun, new, game,
