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Random: Psychology One-Oh-One: Guys
Posted October 31, 2007 10:00 AM
Good morning guys, class is now starting for the psychology of guys and boy is this gonna be quick. We'll start off with some basics and wrap everything up with a video and then questions and comments. So to begin we'll start with a quick compare and contrast between men and women. Biologically speaking our bodies are very similar concerning functions and general makeup, however there are some glaring differences, mainly our minds.
First off is brain size and correlating thought processes. Men's brains are large, solid masses that fill the entire skull. The thought processes that occur are almost always logical and relevant, not to mention an ability to focus that greatly exceeds that of a womans. This is likely due in part to the fact that women's skulls are almost completely filled with a psychoactive fluid called emotions. This fluid isn't very viscous at all, but rather the same consistency of water. Its fluidity is what allows women to make no sense at all and come to conclusions that make you want to...you know. Anyhow, the fluid suspends the female brain, but not in any fixed location. Its instability means that it gets jostled around a lot and interacts with many different locations in the emotions. This is the reason that their communication is composed of emotional or "stupid" speak, though sometimes something smart comes out of their mouths (i.e. let me get you a beer, i just cleaned the entire house and dinner's ready, i lost my clothes come help me find them (i.e let's have sex)).
Now that you have that understanding of how and why the world works the way it does, here's a commercial that boils down male psychology to its finest elements:
And now we'll open it up to questions and comments. What's that? Yes, they are, here's your proof:
Tags: men, difference, guys, girls, anatomy, brain,
