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Sex: Tyra Cranks, A Beauty Secret
Posted October 10, 2007 9:35 AM
Guys, guys, guys, we have a difficult fact to face. The beautiful model we all know from Victoria's Secret (I mean *cough* don't know, never looked at those magazines before) has a secret of her own. That secret is Vaseline. Vaseline you ask? Why yes, and, based on her talk show where she revealed the secret, the only logical conclusion is that Vaseline works wonders on your skin when used in conjunction with cocaine in any of its shapes and forms.
Tyra Banks honestly smokes crack. After watching the bit of her show where she gifts her audience with little bottles of vaseline, and anyone who has watched enough youtube or been through at least one decent sized city will understand, there is no doubt left, she was either on something right then or strung out. Whichever it was at least she keeps it under wraps because we sure don't need another Kate Moss. One final thought on the crack matter, I can't decide which scares me more, Tyra Banks and her antics or the crowd of girls at her show. You decide. Oh and if your significant other ever tells you she's going into the other room to watch the Tyra Banks show, put your foot down, nobody needs to be exposed to this freak show.
Tags: Tyra, Banks, show, drugs, crack,
