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Sex: Japanese Creativity + No Sex =
Posted November 6, 2007 9:48 AM
Japan. An island of a country that the Japanese call home, you would think that things might get a little kinky what with no where to run to. Or maybe it's more of a cabin fever thing and really no one can stand each other, which would make sense why their culture is one so dominated with grace and politeness. Those Japanese folks sure are smart though, they seem to have a solution for every problem. How good that solution is can be left open to debate, but we'll say that they're all brilliant. Except this one.
Apparently there is "a massive gap between those who can get sex and those who can't in Japan" so in the middle they have air-sex. It's pretty self explanatory, but it's supposed to be the sexual equivalent to air guitar. Making that comparison really clears things up for everyone. I don't know about you guys, but when i see people play the air guitar they at least have some idea how a guitar is played. It's not totally accurate, but its still close. Not so for these Japanese guys.
Apparently they need some lessons from the guys that are getting some..
Honestly what woman wouldn't be clamoring for a pen-spinning Japanese guy after seeing that.
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