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December 27, 2007
A More-Than-Perfect Resolution
Alright guys, we know we're perfect and better than women (the only people that really judge our "faults") but if you actually do have some things to work on then this is where you'll find them. These are the ONLY situations where you should even CONSIDER making resolution for the new year. Men are too evolved to ever lack in any areas, but we can still continue to evolve and maintain our supremacy for decades to come.
Resolution #1: Directions. We're perfectly capable most of the time, but sometimes other men know more than us. Listen to them. They're still men.
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Election Selection
The elections are going to be here sooner or later and knowing your candidates will be a deciding factor when voting... obvious yes, but how many people actually take the time to look into things? Well we decided to put together some campaign ads made by and for a couple of the top contenders. Aside from these videos though be sure to browse the lesser candidates for some pretty good laughs. But here these are:
Mrs. Hillary Clinton everyone, let's give her a round of applause, then maybe she can make those decisions.
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December 26, 2007
Oh Boy Those Crazy Canadians
We all know that there are some differences between us and our cousins up north, like how we talk, how we lock our doors, our crime rates, etc. So of course new contrasts are going to continue to spring up among so many others. One of those is how government manipulates the people using fear. Many support the idea that governments use fear to enact urgency in people so that bureaucrats can get things done quickly and with little opposition, because who's going to say no when their life is on the line? Not you or I that's for sure. It's obviously a very powerful influence, so how are others using it?
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December 21, 2007
BJ Daji
BJ Daji? What's that? Well it's just a friends name, but if he types his name into google hopefully he'll run across this, this being a blog on blow jobs. Really though this is an important bit of text with video assistance. There are definitely good blow jobs and there are definitely bad ones, and unless you get a girl that's been around or has lots of friends who have, she simply isn't going to know what to do.
December 20, 2007
The 6 Million Dollar Ache
Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster... All words you'd hope to hear after getting caught on the back hand of this little game. It's called Nut Tappers. Pretty self explanatory obviously, but let's explore why it's funny, there is a reason.
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December 19, 2007
Last Minute Guy Gifts
It's coming down to the wire now with only a few days left to pick up some gifts. Whether it's been a tough time figuring what to buy or you're just running up on gift giving a little late, you don't need to worry. There is an easy gift to give that can't go wrong. Gift cards. You can pick up gift cards and certificates for just about any business, but Amazon.com is by far the most versatile with gifts from hundreds of stores and new and used options for just about every one. That means great deals and great selection all at the same place. You can even have them emailed to the recipient.
Fun In The Office.. Or Really Anywhere
You've surely been in a situation like this: you're having a conversation with someone that is telling a story about what another person was saying. Then they start in on something that that person said which was a bunch of bull, so what do you do? You give a couple ghost-faps and share a laugh. What happens when you or someone else gives the fap to the person they're conversing with?
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December 18, 2007
Information For You. And Anyone Else.
Congratulations Americans, the polls are in and apparently we're all more conceited! A study by the Pew Internet and American Life Project said about 47 percent of U.S. adult Internet users have looked for information about themselves through Google or another search engine. Now that could just mean that people are curious about what information is available about themselves online where any person can access it, but what it does mean is that we want to research ourselves. The internet knows all so why wouldn't it know all about you and I?
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December 17, 2007
Smovies For Breakfast Make A Healthy Christmas
Welcome welcome, guys and gals of all ages. We have for you the next step in Christmas movie recommendations. That's right, now when you read a review you'll have the trailer right there to get your own take on it too, though our word is really all you will ever need. Ever. We do hope that you enjoy the trailers, it should make for easier gift selections for the guys. Enough of the jibber jabber...go ahead and check em out. Let the show begin!
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December 13, 2007
Mitchell Report Misses the Point: Contracts Cause the Steroids Problem
Yeah, Mitchell missed the point. On purpose. Look at his report. Do you see any young players getting busted? I see 12-year veterans and retired or practically retired players. Guys who may not want to quit, but can be drummed out with great fanfare, while the next generation picks up where they left off.
We pay these guys millions, sometimes tens of millions of dollars. And we load up their contracts with incentives.
Do the calculation in your head: Best case, a player plays one extra year, hits five extra home runs, gets a few more strikeouts. That kicks in an incentive clause that pays for a six-pack of Ferraris. And getting into the record books makes a nice retirement plan.
Worst case, they get caught, get fired, and have to live on their paltry millions.
We've created a system that provides all the incentive to cheat, and no incentive whatsoever to be honest.
But that's not the real tragedy. The real tragedy is that kids are getting a mixed message: If you cheat, you'll get called before Congress, after you've earned $50 million.
Mitchell knows all of this. He also knows he can't wreck a multi-billion-dollar industry. So he's shuffling off some of the old guys. End of story. Can we go back to our regularly scheduled programming now?
Digital People Mind Control
Too bad it isn't the real kind (not really big brother!), but soon you guys will be playing video games solely based on thought. Sega and NeuroSky are teaming up to create games and toys that read and measure brain waves so they can in turn be controlled by them. That's right mind control. It's pretty simple right now, still at the stage where activity is measured along a single axis though signal strength allows for some variations on the axis. So far the program that runs the mind control only involves lifting, dropping, and pushing around objects on a map (read experience) but for the real bang on mind control you have to go to the big dogs.
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9/11, What?
There's been another terrorist attack on America, land of the free home of the brave. At approximately 10:23 pacific standard time a small uhaul truck, determined to have been packed with 300 pounds of weapons grade enriched uranium explosive, drove to a park west of downtown Los Angeles in the holy place we know as Hollywood. Millions have perished with the numbers steadily climbing as more people are brought to hospitals; who by the way were not nearly ready for such a massive influx of radiated patients and are now calling for support from the surrounding counties and states to help them in this time of need. This is an exclusive breaking news story so you won't find it anywhere else. Like anywhere. So don't bother looking, just run outside and panic and scream.
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Guy Gifts For The Maladjusted Jokester
Welcome to the land of Guy Gift Ideas! We have a large selection of ideas (secret ones) that we're posting here to share with you and all the world. Today's selection for the guys consists of some fun/kinda disturbing sometimes gifts that he's sure to enjoy. Some of the items are probably better suited as stocking-stuffers, but overall these are best considered to be the guy version of something that's cute. Take a look and see if some of these gifts fit the guy you're looking for.
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December 11, 2007
Best Cartoon In The Universe
Really more than a cartoon, Futurama is a collection of characters and situations that will have you rolling on the ground. Developed by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen you might be wary(?) but it won an Emmy, recognition by even the people who have not and will never watch it and proof enough that it is a good show. In fact they even came out with a new Futurama movie, Bender's Big Score
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Geek Week Gifts
As holiday shopping continues in full swing we present a solid round up on interesting gadgets from the guys at ThinkGeek. Now don't be frightened off by the name, these are some geeks who know where it's at. They've got a selection of gadgets and gizmos that any guy would be envious of, are envious of if they've visited the site before. This particular gift selection we've collected features gifts for the office guy, along with a few geek extras that are definitely worth checking out. And ruining our office guy gift theme, but hey sometimes you just need to get up on stuff.
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December 10, 2007
Video Game Gifts For Guys
If you haven't read Guy Gamer Gifts then make sure and do so, but check out the latest in sweet selections we've thrown together for you guys. We've got game gifts up for all the big systems, Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii, and of course the PC. And you can be sure these are all top games to get, all provided to you free of stress. The only thing you need to keep in mind is that most every title is offered for more systems than we're able to show so don't make any hasty decisions because of what you see at first. Other than that just kick back and enjoy the guy gift ideas that make your life easier.
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Guy Gamer Gifts
Every guy has some kind of system. If he doesn't/you don't then find out which you're gonna get so you can check out these top games to get for guys. The games run all over the map but they do have a couple things in common. First off these are among the top games to get. Second they have amazing graphics, while thirdly any and all guys will have a great time digging in and playing this collection of supreme titles.
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December 9, 2007
Absinthe Ban Lifted In US
That's right, you guys really just read those words. The United States has lifted its ban on the production and sale of absinthe with wormwood and companies are rearing up and readying to start pushing their products. It's not the same as traditional absinthe in that it doesn't have any thujone in it, an ingredient thought to be responsible for the drinks psychotropic effects, but that actually has no such effect, meaning you still get the real deal.
So far there are St. George Spirits and Lucid being the two main distillers of absinthe with wormwood in the US. We're sure there are some more out there already or will be soon though. Keep looking, but really just rejoice at the fact that ABSINTHE IS FINALLY LEGAL HERE!!!
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December 7, 2007
Digital Jingles Every Which Way
Tis the season... for a history lesson! Not really though, more of a comparison between then and now concerning some technology that people used to get along fine without. That's right, telephones. In 1959 we had the Western Electric 500 telephone, then came touch tone, then cordless and now of course we've wireless.
Wireless phones have turned each human into an epicenter for communication, receiving calls from any location at any hour. Unlike the WE 500, which by 1955 had only innovated beyond 5 new colors, there are a plethora of cell phone and pda choices for you to pick from. Since phones and other gadgets are such great guy gifts we thought a cell phone selection would make for some good holiday shopping.
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December 6, 2007
Tips on Holiday Tipping
Yes, the holidays are a time of giving. Yes, giving is a nice thing to do. And yes, I do give. But me being nice and giving has nothing to do with the fact that I should. A tip is a little something extra on top what is already there, not a filler for a gap left by hourly wages. Those jack off business owners need to realize that tips are given for a job well done, not because you want it or need it. If everyone gave tips then the standards would lower and then people would be trying to get you to give even higher tips. Now how the heck does that sound like a good idea?
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It's Your Choice Dawg
Alright guys this is a warning as well as a hook up: video games kick ass. Even better is that they've gone into a realm of gaming that is constantly mind-blowing. For instance the new game Assassin's Creed
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December 5, 2007
Sports Of The World Unite
Sports from all across the globe are being united by the one thing they have most in common, scores. That's right guys, all of your sports will be constantly updated and available from any computer once ESPN launches its new site next year. The dream site, ScoreCenter.com, plans to feature scores from sports all over the world including football, cricket, baseball, and of course soccer, which will have live scores from 460 leagues; not to mention the site will be available in six languages for true world wide compatibility. Pretty sweet huh?
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December 4, 2007
Extravideoaganza
The Internet as a whole is ridiculously awesome. There is so much information and communication operating on a global level, all of it available at the click of a button. Given this global reach it's no surprise of the magnitude of junk that is also available online. One are that seems to be exonerated from the junk category are online videos. Maybe it's because of You ube, but nonetheless people are either watching videos or staring in them, no matter how bizarre the topic. One of the most impressive things about online videos is the sheer number of them. You can find funny videos, morbid videos, disgusting videos, informative videos, as well as lots and lots of completely worthless ones (just skip those..except for that one (just so you know what to skip)).
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Fast On The Rise (It's Not That Hard)
We've all seen them, we've all wondered, but how are they made? Obviously it's not a question worth asking when you're actually sitting down to watch it, but a couple minutes later after all the plumbing is cool you just might have a mind to think for a second, unless of course you've got a lady friend with you. Whatever the situation the porno flick will still have the same effect, yeeaaaa. Amazing how they can do that. It has to be the directing. Or maybe the actresses. They just say their lines with such passion. So passionate in fact that you can hardly tell that their careers require no knowledge other than make it look like they are having fun.
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December 3, 2007
A Newsline Special
There are many problems facing today's youth that are twisted and upsetting, even more so because of how little we know of them. Societies predators have adapted well to hide among us, appearing innocent until the situation presents itself for them to strike. This problem facing today's America, is bro rape. And even though it's guyville instead of broville, that doesn't mean that we aren't sympathetic to those bros in need. As many people as possible need to lend them the care they deserve. That's right, we're calling for all of you to be predators.
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Fitness Redefined As Fun
The Wii Fit
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