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Random: A Newsline Special
Posted December 3, 2007 11:33 AM
There are many problems facing today's youth that are twisted and upsetting, even more so because of how little we know of them. Societies predators have adapted well to hide among us, appearing innocent until the situation presents itself for them to strike. This problem facing today's America, is bro rape. And even though it's guyville instead of broville, that doesn't mean that we aren't sympathetic to those bros in need. As many people as possible need to lend them the care they deserve. That's right, we're calling for all of you to be predators.
For those of you who don't think you know any bros, they are males age 18 to 24, though that envelope is sometimes pushed, that watch family guy, play game cube, and listen to Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus. Nothing unique about that, but coupled with the fact that they wear Birkenstock sandals, upside down visors, hats with the pre-frayed brim, and popped collar polo shirts, AND play ultimate frisbee means that there's...still...nothing..too interesting. That doesn't change the fact that bros from all across the US are being used and abused by predators. Honestly bro, that's so not chill.
And now an ACTUAL news report with an ACTUAL bro. It's a surfer bro so you're not going to get the same image, but you WILL get the mentality/mindset of a them. No gimmicks here, just bro:
Wow..
Tags: guyville, guy, bro, rape, american, problem,
