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Random: 9/11, What?
Posted December 13, 2007 10:46 AM
There's been another terrorist attack on America, land of the free home of the brave. At approximately 10:23 pacific standard time a small uhaul truck, determined to have been packed with 300 pounds of weapons grade enriched uranium explosive, drove to a park west of downtown Los Angeles in the holy place we know as Hollywood. Millions have perished with the numbers steadily climbing as more people are brought to hospitals; who by the way were not nearly ready for such a massive influx of radiated patients and are now calling for support from the surrounding counties and states to help them in this time of need. This is an exclusive breaking news story so you won't find it anywhere else. Like anywhere. So don't bother looking, just run outside and panic and scream.
Or you could forget that it ever happened. Well technically there is no proof that it did happen, but really most Americans wouldn't know the difference. It is Hollywood and they'll probably be more concerned with the fact that they might never see a bad movie again rather than researching whether it really did happen. Ignorance is bliss, but that doesn't mean that everyone in the US has to be a complete fool (obviously not everyone, but take a walk down the street if you ever need to boost your confidence).
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