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Gifts: Guy Gifts For The Maladjusted Jokester

Posted December 13, 2007 10:36 AM

Welcome to the land of Guy Gift Ideas! We have a large selection of ideas (secret ones) that we're posting here to share with you and all the world. Today's selection for the guys consists of some fun/kinda disturbing sometimes gifts that he's sure to enjoy. Some of the items are probably better suited as stocking-stuffers, but overall these are best considered to be the guy version of something that's cute. Take a look and see if some of these gifts fit the guy you're looking for.

Let the giving begin.

Little Joseph: Candles take on a whole new mood with these little porcelain holders. These definitely fall under morbid. They're still pretty cool though.

Shrunken Head Shot Glass: Shrunken heads have a hundred and one uses and this is just one of them apparently. They offer a couple different varieties of heads so you can choose the one that fits you best. Have fun tossing your head back to take those shots!

Ouch Toothpick Holder: Toothpicks are great for after meals when you don't have floss or do and don't want to be digging around in your mouth all hardcore. Now toothpick holders don't actually clean your teeth but you'll sure notice more often that you have toothpicks to use.

The Ex 5-Piece Stainless-Steel Knife Set With Holder: With this knife set you'll be cleaning your knives right when you're done with them. Honestly though how long could you wait to put your knives away with a holder this slick.

Carnivorous Creations: Probably the most interesting and guy-liked plants around, carnivorous plants are where it's at in the plant world. Venus fly traps are probably the most famous, but this little set up has nine other species too. Sweet.

Horse Head Pillow: EVERY guy loves The Godfather, and any other mafia movie for that matter, and this pillow has the appreciated gift guarantee. If he doesn't like it then he isn't really a guy. This thing is awesome.

Powder Room ''Dagobert'' Wooden Toilet Throne: Not really a practical gift, but we're sure if you got this for a guy he'd like it. Oh he'd like it a lot. Because honestly who wouldn't want to go on an epic crapper?

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