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Random: A More-Than-Perfect Resolution
Posted December 27, 2007 10:27 AM
Alright guys, we know we're perfect and better than women (the only people that really judge our "faults") but if you actually do have some things to work on then this is where you'll find them. These are the ONLY situations where you should even CONSIDER making resolution for the new year. Men are too evolved to ever lack in any areas, but we can still continue to evolve and maintain our supremacy for decades to come.
Resolution #1: Directions. We're perfectly capable most of the time, but sometimes other men know more than us. Listen to them. They're still men.
Resolution #2: Make sure you are equipped with balls. It doesn't matter how fabulous it is hangin with the girls or whatever. You were born with a game winner. Win. (don't lose)
He lost.
Resolution #3: Be more responsible. Blah blah blah you've had to have heard that before so that's the only reason we're saying it. You don't need to be at all.
Resolution #4: Know when to admit defeat. It's tough, but if you have to then don't think of it as a loss. You'll be back for more when alls said and done.
We trust you'll make the right decisions. Long live the man, another year at the top.
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