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Sex: Fast On The Rise (It's Not That Hard)
Posted December 4, 2007 9:58 AM
We've all seen them, we've all wondered, but how are they made? Obviously it's not a question worth asking when you're actually sitting down to watch it, but a couple minutes later after all the plumbing is cool you just might have a mind to think for a second, unless of course you've got a lady friend with you. Whatever the situation the porno flick will still have the same effect, yeeaaaa. Amazing how they can do that. It has to be the directing. Or maybe the actresses. They just say their lines with such passion. So passionate in fact that you can hardly tell that their careers require no knowledge other than make it look like they are having fun.
So as far as making them we've gathered that a porno needs someone, maybe more, who's hot and stupid. Then their should probably be a guy (thank you enzyte and HGH!) and that will about rap it up for actors. Now a place to shoot.. How about a house with a staircase, multiple large bedrooms, a nice dining table, and a washer and dryer for kicks. Hm, that was easy. We should go direct one of these things and make some bank. The only thing left to do before we head off to start our directing careers would be to get in as a production assistant and work our way to the top. Yea that sounds like a good plan, I wonder how we'll do...
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