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Random: Playing Busy At Work
Posted July 22, 2008 10:05 AM
That's right we said it, we know what you're up to at work. You've got a plethora of Post-its surrounding your desk with a thousand to-do's. If your boss ever cared to look closely at them, he'd see that they are filled mostly with jibberish and scribbles. You might be able to fool that goof ball, but you aren't fooling us. We like College Humor's article about Slacking off at Work, and man, we can relate.
Well, we want you to be able to sell your charade. Heaven knows you've paid enough dues for that crummy paycheck, you deserve some time to yourself. So, here's a couple of added tips:
1. Whenever you see your boss, pick up the phone and repeat after me: (breathe heavy, as if you're giving it all you've got, Captain) "I want those reports on my desk right away. If you don't do your job, then how can you expect me to do mine?!" Your boss will be so happy that his minions are hard at work.
2. Angle your computer screen down, so only you can see that you've got College Humor and The Superficial opened up on-screen.
Lastly, visit our Guyville Personalized gifts for men store. You're going to need to load up your desk with all sorts of cool office items to really pull off the "Playing Busy" charade to the highest level.
