Happy Holidays 2009 from Guyville

Gentlemen and Guys,
We here at Guyville wish you the most merry of holidays this week. Sit back and relax. Indulge in pecan pie and savory turbaconucken. Play video games and watch football and sleep in and wear your slippers all day long. Even when you run out for an extra bottle of Captain Morgan when your supply of Hot Buttered Rum is diminishing.
Rejoice! We hope that all your holiday wishes come true, and that there are many wonderful personalized pub signs (with your name on them!) under the Yule tree.