Navigating the Language Barrier: A Quest to Seduce Foreign Hotties
She is an icon. The driving force behind Rosetta Stone advertisements and the American Pie franchise. The wet dream of any male student whose high school has the good fortune of a sister school. The real reason college graduates put off the real world to "find themselves" in the public showers of hostels.
Hot. Foreign. Chicks.
But how oh how do you communicate your ready willingness to do...well, pretty much anything when you have barely mastered "where is the bathroom?" Guyville is here to save the day with some much-needed pointers on landing the girl of your exotic dreams.
The Guyville Guide to Foreign Females: The Western Europe Edition
Study the demographic. Depending on where you are (at home attempting to land the sexy exchange student or abroad, a lone tiger shark in a whole sea of opportunity), you have one thing going for you. You are not them. You are different. And as much as that piques your interest in the opposite sex, often times the reverse is also true: they will be attracted to you because you are different.
This, however, is not enough. In most parts of Western Europe, the reaction to an average American dude does not equal your reaction to petite, cigarette smoking, throaty-voiced French women. Tough luck. The trick is to straddle the wavering line between being noticeably different and at the same time comfortably familiar. This can be done in several ways:
