As a rite of manhood, you would think that most guys would know how to tie a tie by the time they graduate high school. But unless you and your bros all went to a New England prep school, chances are you haven't the slightest clue. It always surprises me when, on an occasion that requires neck accoutrement, a lot of guys pull out ties that have been tied ONCE years ago by their fathers and then hung noose-like in their closets, ready and waiting for their next opportunity. I get the efficiency factor but... I mean. Come on.
There are some really nifty ways to tie ties out there and the guys at TieKnot.comhave the best how-to images to help you out. You have no excuse.
Tie Knots Every Man Should Know
The Four-in-Hand - the most basic and classic tie knot. It can be used with nearly every tie and fits well in the collar of a shirt.
The Windsor- A more complicated knot that the Four-in-Hand, this guy is fat and designed to make a statement. Not that if your Windsor isn't symmetrical, or if the knot is too big for your collar, you are going to look like a fool.
The Half-Windsor - a less vocal and pretentious knot. This one is classy and smart, and there is minimal risk of you looking like a goofball with a full-Windsor knot that is bigger than your Adam's apple.
The Cross Knot - for the man who wears a skinny tie and wants it to stand out. This knot is ridiculous, but if you can do it flawlessly you are going to make major waves. Practice makes perfect.
Bow Ties are Back - This gentleman is a certifiable bow tying pro. He is the Bob Ross of bow ties (happy little bow tie), and for those who don't have grandfathers who are able to help you out, this guys ramblings will make you feel right at home.
The Matrix Reloaded Ediety Knot - An extra-special occasion knot for all of those sci-fi lovers out there. If you don't want to wave your geek flag with pride, take this guys advice and say it's "French."
To keep the stud factor going in high-gear, keep your ties fresh and wrinkle free with a svelte personalized deluxe leather tie case. Your (somewhat belated) 2010 New Year Resolution: no more knotted ties hanging in your closet.
