Yeah, I'm straight, don't even go there. Oh no you din't! Anyway, I'm sitting here on my derrier watching Sanjaya Malakrap sing on tonight's American Idol, if one could even have the courage to call it singing, and I'm wondering how far this horrific kid can go in this sacred competition. I was supposed to write a guy gift review, but I can't fathom gifts for him while I'm this pissed off. In reality I think there's like three good people in this top twelve. I'm a mediocre singer at best and can belt out The Doors as well as the next drunkard at the Karaoke bar down the street, but this kid Malakrud makes William Hung sound decent for crying out loud!
