When we heard that Gary Dell'Abate might have to have Laser Lithography, we couldn't help but write a would you rather post about it. Given that Laser Lithography involves cutting into that most intimate of a guy's anatomy, we had our fingers crossed that the Howard Stern Show producer wouldn't have to have the surgery.
But Bahbah booey may have to change his nickname to Bah Bouch!- Booey. At least that's what he'll be screaming when he has to have Laser Lithographic Surgery tomorrow. According to the show, attempts to remove Dell'Abate's kidney stone with ultrasound didn't work.
That means that Dell'Abate's nightmare begins tomorrow. A nameless dude in a mask will cut into his cojones with a knife and dig a stone out that is blocking up his urethra. Ouch! All this after Gary's first pitch fiasco at the Met's ballpark became an online sensation. As former President Bill Clinton used to say: we feel your pain, Gary.
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