Guyville Goes Green: Switch from Detergent to Space-Age Magnets

Green is the new black, and it doesn't get any more green than giving up laundry detergent forever. This isn't like the time you resisted wasting toilet paper by giving up wiping. Or like the time you gave up soap during your hippie stage in college (the smelly years). The Life Miracle Magnetic Laundry System won't make your butt itch, plus it's eco-friendly and economically sound.

We realize the Life Miracle website is more annoying than a teenager hustling cell phones at the Verizon mall kiosk. They use buzz terms like "harnessing the earth's magnetic polar caps" and "space-aged materials developed by NASA."

These magnets shouldn't be a kitschy infomercial from the late great Billy Mayes. But, just like the Awesome Auger, this product is Guyville-tested and receives the golden seal of awesomeness from one of our own writers.

The Magnetic Laundry system works just like detergents by ionizing laundry water. The ionized water has smaller particles that penetrate clothing and lift out all that funky stink and dirt. Unlike detergents, these magnets don't break down clothing or leave a polluted byproduct. You'll never have to know the difference between OxiClean and Tide again.

The Life Miracle Magnetic Laundry System is a great guy gift for dorm dwellers or those guys who made their bachelor pads eco-friendly. Throw in this Personalized Sports Duffle Bag. With its U-shaped top zipper, secret compartment for shoes, and embroidered initials on the side panel, your college buddies will be the big men on campus.