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You have to love Halloween. It's one night a year when women compete for the sexiest, smuttiest, most cleavage-popping outfit in the room. From sexy nurse to sexy Hitler, Halloween is a time women let their guards down and flaunt it. But guys don't despair - you can be sexy on Halloween too.
Join in on the fun with Guyville's Sexiest Men's Halloween Costume Guide.
Top Ten Men's Halloween Costumes for 2009
10. Hot Vampire Costume
True Blood and Twilight are a hot phenomenon, and make for a crazy easy costume choice. Let your lady friend hook up with Edward for a night.
How to pull it off:
- Long gray coat or flannel shirt, circa mid 90's Seattle grunge
- Navy blue shirt
- Rayban sunglasses
- Leather cuff bracelet
Go the extra step with powder or white face body paint mixed with body glitter and Twilight contact lenses. Don't use the pick-up line "Can I suck your blood?" Lame. Hide out, dark and mysterious in the corner.
9. Michael Jackson
The King of Pop's death will have everyone wanting to "Beat It" one last time. Unfortunately, Michael Jackson's death in June didn't give manufacturers enough time to produce those terrible looking rubber masks. He might be dead, but he's still sexy.
How to pull it off:
Throw on your wig and rhinestone glove and tell Billie Jean that she's not your lover. You can start crotch grabbing with this red "Beat It" jacket for only $100 dollars.
8. Star Trek Blue Uniform
Boldly go where so many other people are going this year. Thanks to J.J. Abrams, everyone is setting their phasers to freakin' awesome when they rock this science officer Spock costume.
How to pull it off:
If you're a diehard trekkie, I shouldn't have to tell you.
7. G.I. Joe Cobra Commander Adult Costume
You saw G.I. Joe: The Movie, and you still want to represent? Good for you. Dedicate yourself to the cause by practicing the Cobra lisp all month long.
How to pull it off:
There's no getting around it. If you want to be the Cobra Commander, you're out $80 bucks.
6. Red Ranger Classic Adult Costume
Hell yes, it's morphin' time! Sure, Power Rangers aren't in the main stream, but that's why everyone will say "look at that bad ass Red Ranger!"
How to pull it off:
Add white gloves, and you'll be karate kicking up the place!
5. Patrick Swayze
Who cares if it's too soon, nobody puts this costume idea in the corner. We admit Swayze didn't have many roles with crazy props or outrageous costumes, and you might have to explain your costume to the chagrin of mopey faces. But he's still a movie icon.
How to pull it off:
Wear all black.The key is to rock the black tank top (and if it's cold outside, pop the collar on a black leather jacket). Grow out a tight mullet, and grind up on every sexy nurse in the room!
4. Kate from John & Kate Plus 8
A little cross-dressing can go a long way for a memorable costume. Kate Gosselin exploited her litter of kids for fame and fortune, there's no reason why you can't get a laugh at her expense.
How to pull it off:
The hair is the key. When you throw on this Eight is Too Much wig, everyone will completely believe you crapped out 8 kids and you belittle your estranged husband. For an extra touch, grab black sunglasses with giant round lenses, and rub on some blush to look like you're always pouting. Carry around 8 kids if you really need to drive the point home.
3. Green Man from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Even if they've never seen the show before, this costume is a jaw dropper. The site claims that it's fairly easy to see through the mask in well lit areas - I guess that's good news?
How to pull it off:
This is a skin tight, polyester/spandex suit. Try packin' a little extra something down there to feed the ladies' imagination.
2. Don Draper from Mad Men
Suit up and smack a secretary on the hinny. That's what Don Draper would do. With a personalized highball glass in your hand, you'll throw down witty advertising clich@s all night long.
How to pull it off:
Once again, you can make or break this outfit with the hair. It might take a few tries, or a hand full of grease to master the raked-back, shiny black hair of Jon Hamm. After that, the gray suit with a skinny tie will bring you up to speed with early 60's fashion.
1. Halo 3 Master Chief Supreme Edition Adult Costume
A costume so cool, it makes comic book guy jealous. With EVA molded armor, molded gauntlets and a two-piece deluxe Master Chief helmet, you'll be ready to defend against the Flood of women coming your way.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with my weapon under the armor. Worst pick-up line. Ever.
How to pull it off:
Shell out $900 and grasp onto what's left of your dignity.
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