Associated Press: Trenton, N.J. (AP) A warning has been issued to the residents of Ringwood, New Jersey to watch their consumption of squirrel meat as they could be contaminated with lead. A lead contaminated squirrel was apparently found about two months ago and it prompted letters to go out to residents that eating squirrels more than twice per week could prove harmful to your health. Children and pregnant women should consume squirrel even less. This prompts me to ask a curious and burning question...who in the heck eats squirrel?! I can understand looking at a bunny and thinking, damn, he looks like he might be kind of tasty, but who in their right mind looks at a squirrel and says, man, I gotta have me some squirrel at least three times a week or I'll go out of my mind? We like to suggest gifts for men, but this one has us scratching our heads.
