Whether you loved her or you hated her, Paula Abdul will not be returning for a ninth season as a judge on the hit reality show American Idol.
Though we won't be missing Paula's presence on American Idol, it is certain she did fill a space on the judges panel that will be tough - if not impossible - to replace.
If you're saddened by the news that Paula is leaving, or if you're jumping for joy; moments like these call for a drink. And for just such an event, isn't it nice to know you have your dandy flask handy? Oh, you don't own a flask?
