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"Don't Debate, Exfoliate"

Yes, we here at Guyville pride ourselves on our abilities to let men be guys. We can recommend trickle chargers for your ATV's, boats and motorcycles, we can talk about...

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10 Tiny Animals that Could Kick Your Ass

You think you're the toughest guy in the room? Get in the ring with one of these vicious animals and let's see how tough you really are. Remember, appearances can...

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7 Reasons 'Geek' is the New 'Cool'

Bill Gates rawwwwwks man! Why? Because now I'm cool. Why? Here's the reasons, in no particular order: Earning potential. Duh. I may be broke now but one of these days...

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9 Year Old Steals Car From His Kidnappers

This kid rocks!!! Assuming this isn't a new urban myth... Robbers held up a 9-year-old child and his mom as they drove through Haikou (China). They pulled the mother out...

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9/11, What?

There's been another terrorist attack on America, land of the free home of the brave. At approximately 10:23 pacific standard time a small uhaul truck, determined to have been packed...

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A Father's Day Must Have Gift

The Weber Baby Q Portable Gas Grill will most likely be the greatest fathers day present you could give dad this year. At only $115 it has all the tools...

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A Man For The People

Actually THE man for the people. People magazine recently published this year's list of sexiest men with none other than Matt Damon heading it up. Starring in freaking awesome movies...

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A More-Than-Perfect Resolution

Alright guys, we know we're perfect and better than women (the only people that really judge our "faults") but if you actually do have some things to work on then...

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A Newsline Special

There are many problems facing today's youth that are twisted and upsetting, even more so because of how little we know of them. Societies predators have adapted well to hide...

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Absinthe Ban Lifted In US

That's right, you guys really just read those words. The United States has lifted its ban on the production and sale of absinthe with wormwood and companies are rearing up...

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ACURA RDX - 240 Turbo Charged Horses

We welcomed a new addition to the household last week. She is a beauty too. She is soft and smooth and brand spanking new. She has a throaty laugh, a...

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American Idol is Killing Me

Yeah, I'm straight, don't even go there. Oh no you din't! Anyway, I'm sitting here on my derrier watching Sanjaya Malakrap sing on tonight's American Idol, if one could even...

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And the Winner Is...

Have you seen every single film that is up for best picture this year? What's that? You missed "Letters From Iwo Jima?" You didn't get out to see "Babel" or...

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Anna Nicole - The End of Present Day's Marilyn Monroe

There's just something so unsettling and sad about her being gone that it almost doesn't feel right. Sure we made fun of her when she was thin and crazy and...

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Another St. Patrick's Day Gift Idea(s)

You've meditated, gestated, and likely regurgitated ideas for gifts for him for St. Patrick's day, his birthday or whatever holiday is looming close enough for you to seek our guidance....

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Artie Lange Crosses Line on Joe Buck's First Show

Is it just us, or did The Howard Stern Show's marketing team really go all out for May and June? First it was Bababooey's opening pitch video , then it...

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Back From The Brink!

Oh man, this is EVERY guy's worst fear. I've had a heart attack, I'm in a coma, and my fate rests in my wife's hands. Is she going to pull...

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Backyard BBQs Gone Bad

Barbecue Bedlam: Protect Yourself This Summer What You Need To Know Memorial Day is as much a commemoration of our fallen soldiers as it is a kickoff to the BBQ...

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Bald Isn't Beautiful It Sucks!

Get your hair back, man! I started going bald at the tender age of sixteen and had to endure the wicked name calling of bald bastard' from my so-called friends...

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Best Cartoon In The Universe

Really more than a cartoon, Futurama is a collection of characters and situations that will have you rolling on the ground. Developed by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen you...

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Big 3 Bailout Solutions

I just sent the solution to our domestic automaker problems straight to Obama myself. All of this talk about our Government swooping in to save the day with a cool...

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Billy Mays Tribute

Infomercial King Pronounced Dead over Weekend Billy Mays - the long time TV pitchman - passed away this weekend. He was pronounced dead on Sunday. You probably remember Billy Mays...

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Black Friday Should Really Be Ten Days Earlier...But Still On A Friday...

The first big stop on the shopping countdown is only a couple days away and some game planning is in order. It's not like you're going to be alone out...

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Borat - The Guy Gift Must Have

"Hello, my name a Borat. I likey you...I likey sex. Meet my sister she the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan." We here at Guyville might possibly need to...

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Bravo Law Enforcement! You Suck!

You guys have all had to deal with them at least once and if not, you're just lucky and you will soon enough. Police. The necessary force for maintaining order...

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Bucket O' Brew Teases Me Mercilessly

I've received flowers a few times. They make my eyes water. Because I'm allergic, and because, let's face it, it's embarrassing. By the time the 500th person has walked by...

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Business Time With The Conchords

There are plenty of comedians out there, but one of the funniest types are those guys that sing their humor. Demetri Martin is one comedian that has really nailed singing...

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Buy - Sell - Trade - Tag It!

No, it's not the recycler, but cutting edge new website, itaggit will thrill and excite collectors of all things big and small. From the high-end hobbyist and his priceless special...

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Carroll Shelby Gives Back

Back in 1991, when Carroll Shelby lie on his hospital bed awaiting his heart transplant he vowed to give back to children in need of heart and kidney transplants when...

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Catch 'Em In The Kitchen

Contrary to popular sexist beliefs guys do spend time in the kitchen. If not the kitchen then they sure better be outside barbecuing or something. Every person should know how...

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Chevy Volt - Less Than 2 Cents Per Mile!

Jalopnik was all over the GM's centennial celebration and the unveiling of the New Chevy Volt due out sometime in 2010 (they/we hope). I also learned that the Volt will...

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Christian Bale Goes Bonkers on Set!

He...could...go...all...the...way! All the way ballistic, that is. In this audio clip posted on the TMZ website, Bale can be heard absolutely berating the Director of Photography for walking in the...

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Chuck & Larry - Offensive?

There's a big hullabaloo over ? I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Is it offensive/hard to understand? Is it fine? Is it really clever? Is it just a lame movie?...

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Dalvey Money Clip/Credit Card Wallet

Ever get weird, unexplained back pain for no apparent reason? I used to, and it drove me crazy. Once I was on a long drive and the pain reoccurred and...

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Dalvey Telescopic Cup

Occasionally we run across a great 'guy' product that we absolutely have to discuss. The Dalvey Telescopic Cup warrants just such attention. At first casual glance a guy may notice...

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Darko Choco Definitely Rockos

Chocolate. The gift of the gods, there is not one person in the world who doesn't like chocolate. Some people may say that they don't like it, but really they...

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David Blaine is magical

Big Poppa David Blaine is taking street magic to a whole new level. Call him crazy, call him stupid, but one thing about him will always remain untouchable, he's stupid....

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Daytime Commercials

There is a fine line between blogging for dollars and just plain old sitting at home like an F.L.B. (Fat Lazy Bastard) watching too much television. This is why I...

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Death To Maisy Mouse!

This is a plea for help for all Guyville guys out there who have kids under the age of five. Have you spent countless hours watching these ridiculous morning cartoons...

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Depp will not star in Don Quixote film

Looks as though Johnny Depp will not be starring in the film about the famous literary figure Don Quixote. After a string of disasters that have led to monumental filming...

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Digital Jingles Every Which Way

Tis the season... for a history lesson! Not really though, more of a comparison between then and now concerning some technology that people used to get along fine without. That's...

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Donald Rumsfeld Is In My Dreams

And he hates me. I need some help with dream analysis, folks: I had a nightmare last night that I was back in high school or maybe college (or law...

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Drunk in the U.K.

U.K. - The Financial Times reported that the drinks industry has apparently called on the government to investigate Britain's binge drinking culture - apparently they are unsure as to what...

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Eat Your Salad Fingers This Halloween

Halloween is gonna be rolling around here soon guys so it's important to get in the mood. You know, be a little festive. Whether that's giving little ghoul and goblin...

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Ed McMahon Dies

Guyville Remembers Legendary TV Showman It saddens us to inform you that Ed McMahon - the legendary television personality who served as Johnny Carson's sidekick - passed away in LA...

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Election Selection

The elections are going to be here sooner or later and knowing your candidates will be a deciding factor when voting... obvious yes, but how many people actually take the...

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Electro Funk Daddy Superstar Cookin

There are always things out there that you should and shouldn't watch and cooking shows are right there on the edge. The Food Network has some okay ones with Iron...

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English - The Forgotten Language

After we chewed up and spit out Michael Richards for his blatant and terrifying racist meltdown, we find ourselves wanting to delicately point out that we've noticed that English, the...

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Extravideoaganza

The Internet as a whole is ridiculously awesome. There is so much information and communication operating on a global level, all of it available at the click of a button....

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FATHER'S DAY NEARLY UPON US

Sure we're excited about our new Gifts For Men by Guyville. Why wouldn't we be? Nowhere else on the web can you find better gifts for men and we know...

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