Sex
Sexpo's And Their Wonders
Posted January 14, 2008 7:23 PM
Okay guys, a journey into taboo. Not really that much but we're gonna get a little graphic. Nothing your children shouldn't be seeing, you just might have some creative explanations to come up with should they check things out too. Anyhow on to the show. Arse Elektronika. Held in San Francisco, this sex conference featured some pretty outrageous items. First off is the Moaning Lisa, 
a life-sized, naked, busty mannequin rigged up with a network of touch sensors, potentiometers, and light sensors that work together to detect the manual stimulation of love. Pretty creative. Interactive learning is supposed to, and probably will, be the future of education. We can only see it improve from here.
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Wii Boxing Orgasm?
Posted January 9, 2008 8:23 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
BJ Daji
Posted December 21, 2007 10:40 AM
BJ Daji? What's that? Well it's just a friends name, but if he types his name into google hopefully he'll run across this, this being a blog on blow jobs. Really though this is an important bit of text with video assistance. There are definitely good blow jobs and there are definitely bad ones, and unless you get a girl that's been around or has lots of friends who have, she simply isn't going to know what to do.
Fun In The Office.. Or Really Anywhere
Posted December 19, 2007 10:14 AM
You've surely been in a situation like this: you're having a conversation with someone that is telling a story about what another person was saying. Then they start in on something that that person said which was a bunch of bull, so what do you do? You give a couple ghost-faps and share a laugh. What happens when you or someone else gives the fap to the person they're conversing with?
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Fast On The Rise (It's Not That Hard)
Posted December 4, 2007 9:58 AM
We've all seen them, we've all wondered, but how are they made? Obviously it's not a question worth asking when you're actually sitting down to watch it, but a couple minutes later after all the plumbing is cool you just might have a mind to think for a second, unless of course you've got a lady friend with you. Whatever the situation the porno flick will still have the same effect, yeeaaaa. Amazing how they can do that. It has to be the directing. Or maybe the actresses. They just say their lines with such passion. So passionate in fact that you can hardly tell that their careers require no knowledge other than make it look like they are having fun.
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Business Time With The Conchords
Posted November 14, 2007 9:57 AM
There are plenty of comedians out there, but one of the funniest types are those guys that sing their humor. Demetri Martin
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Japanese Creativity + No Sex =
Posted November 6, 2007 9:48 AM
Japan. An island of a country that the Japanese call home, you would think that things might get a little kinky what with no where to run to. Or maybe it's more of a cabin fever thing and really no one can stand each other, which would make sense why their culture is one so dominated with grace and politeness. Those Japanese folks sure are smart though, they seem to have a solution for every problem. How good that solution is can be left open to debate, but we'll say that they're all brilliant. Except this one.
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This Guy Knows Halloween
Posted October 29, 2007 10:12 AM
Halloween is coming up fast and some of you guys are probably realizing that you still don't have a costume. You've only got two days to whip one out, so what are you gonna do? No worries guys because we have THE solution. Not for you guys though. Bummer. The solution is for your ladies though. That's right, whether they already have a costume or not, they need to go and get one from the best costume shop in the world.
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Gender Issues
Posted October 25, 2007 9:11 AM
Okay guys maybe a blog will clear things up a little, but honestly I don't think there's any hope. This is of course about the difference between men and women, or the lack thereof really. Us guys have a lot of things we do that women don't, but that seems to be changing. I'm not saying feminism is bad (though sometimes it's really annoying) but men and women ARE different and trying to say otherwise is just nonsense.
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Tyra Cranks, A Beauty Secret
Posted October 10, 2007 9:35 AM
Guys, guys, guys, we have a difficult fact to face. The beautiful model we all know from Victoria's Secret (I mean *cough* don't know, never looked at those magazines before) has a secret of her own. That secret is Vaseline. Vaseline you ask? Why yes, and, based on her talk show where she revealed the secret, the only logical conclusion is that Vaseline works wonders on your skin when used in conjunction with cocaine in any of its shapes and forms.
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Trust Or Bust Babe
Posted October 4, 2007 10:18 AM
Here we are guys, on to the cheating girlfriend that you still love, or both of you still love, whoever that rat bastard may be. Finding out about it is always the toughest, the deception, the sorrow, and eventually the anger. There are many ways to deal with finding out your lady is a harlot, like be a man about it and let it go, be a whipped little freak and keep it going with her, or be remembered in the books of history as getting some of the sweetest revenge ever.
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A Softer Hue Of Hefner?
Posted September 27, 2007 9:49 AM
Rich beyond belief, surrounded by beautiful women, allowed to wear pajamas in public, what more could a guy want? We don't know, but Hugh Hefner sure makes it look like there isn't. Eighty one years old and still traveling the world with three beautiful women in his arms (and bed!) he epitomizes the dream bachelor lifestyle for guys of any age. Apparently that's about to change though as Holly Madison from Hugh's show The Girls Next Door is catching his eye and his heart.
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Spit Yo Game
Posted September 20, 2007 9:35 AM
This is it right here guys. You've been listening to all of the "do this" and "do thats" of hitting on chicks for years, not to mention all the "do nots," that seem to follow either the pick up line route or the indifferent/relaxed track (the latter usually working better). Pick up lines are all good and fun if you're a pimp or look like you have lots of money, but for most of us the best way is to come off as being social... and at least a little interested.
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Anyone Want Some? And I Mean Anyone.
Posted September 15, 2007 11:39 AM
Maybe you've heard about them, maybe you've read them, maybe you've posted them? We are of course discussing the want-sex ads on craigslist. While many of the ads are likely just from harmless relationship seekers, there are definitely some darker dealings going on, whether it be solicits for sex, usually an almost subtle request, or blatant requests for domination.
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LinkTease: Give Us A Link, and You See More
Posted August 23, 2007 7:40 AM
We're not proud folk here at Guyville. We want you to link to us. So we'll make it simple: Link, and then post the linking page URL in the comments, below, and we'll remove one Guyville logo from this photo:
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Photo of the Day: Weird Sex Fantasy?
Posted July 25, 2007 4:24 PM
Nope, it's an advertisement for the table on the right. I have no idea wtf the designer was thinking creating this ad.
More important, what'd this model do to deserve being dressed up like she's in a perverted Willy Wonka movie? If you have any ideas, let us know.
And no, we won't publish comments like 'Does she come with the table' or any other hopelessly cliched humor.
Super Bowl XLI - Husband versus Wife
Posted January 31, 2007 6:31 PM
We got da Bears playing da Colts on what should prove to be an off-the-charts exciting Super Bowl this year. There is to be a great all guy Bowl party filled with booze, beer, pizza - and did I mention beer - that I've been invited to and was really excited about. As I mentioned it to my wife (thinking that she wouldn't care one bit) suddenly she became a football fan! "What about me and the kid?" (the little person she is speaking of is our four year-old daughter). "What are we supposed to be doing while you're watching the game?" I had to think quickly on my feet, which isn't always easy to do (Imagine the face a monkey might make if he saw a perfect yellow banana growing out of the ass of a bear at the zoo). I was baffled to say the least. "Uh, I dunno, take her to go see Happy Feet?" The response I got was, "And miss the Super Bowl? Why are you the only one who gets to see the game?" To this my quick response was, "Do you even know who's playing in the game?" My smirk of satisfaction was short lived as she sharply replied, "I was excited to watch the commercials you freaking meat head!"
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Doctor Feelgood
Posted January 10, 2007 11:15 AM
This story is just too good not to share with the Guyville guys across the land. It's either a dream come true, or a nightmare depending on how you look at it. I was recently referred to a new doctor as I changed my health insurance policy. As I showed up, I was warmly greeted by the staff and led into the examination room to receive my physical from (to protect her identity) Dr. Wilson. "She'll be right with you, sir," was what they told me as they left me alone to change and put on that silly little paper robe. At this time I had no idea or thoughts about what the good Doctor Wilson would look like. A moment later Doc opened the door and I nearly fell off my paper covered stool. I half expected "Shook Me All Night Long" to start blasting and a pole to show up in the corner of the room.
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If Paz Vega Was Your Girl
Posted January 4, 2007 9:38 PM
Valentine's day is nearly upon us. We got through the hectic holidays, made the turkey disappear from our Thanksgiving plates, likely dealt with countless petty family issues that always occur when you get all that baggage and history together under one roof and we can take a big, satisfied, deep breath that it's all behind us. Freakin' family members! Anyway, we need to concentrate on what really matters, our women. I know you hate Valentine's day, but what you need to realize is that this day isn't for you, ya big lunkhead, it's for her. If you think that the box of chocolates and the heart shaped balloon is going to get her into your bed, you may be right, but the question you need to ask yourself is what is she going to tell her girlfriends about the special day/gifts you gave to her? You need to change your approach.
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Miss Teen USA Canoodles Miss USA?
Posted December 21, 2006 12:24 PM
Man, some girls have all the luck! How and the heck can I find the negatives of the pics where Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair was macking down in the big apple with Miss USA, Tara Conner? How much do we have to offer the paparazzi for those glorious photos? As the writer at The Superficial so brilliantly put it, "Hopefully pictures of that never surface, because I'd hate to go down in history as the first person to ever hump their computer monitor to death." We here at Guyville can relate, my brotha.
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Communication is Key
Posted November 28, 2006 11:14 AM
We want the perfect woman in every sense of the word, yet it seems impossible to have it all. Obviously the things that attracted us to her in the beginning are still there, yet as we have come to know her over the years and as the protective walls have slowly come down and we’ve seen her at her most vulnerable, we have witnessed some imperfections in the finish, for lack of a better expression.
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Catching Your Bride - Priceless
Posted November 8, 2006 1:32 PM
Many of us have now heard about the infamous groom-to-be who, at his lavish wedding with 300 guests, picked up his microphone to graciously thank everyone for attending from long distances and for sharing this monumental time with he and his new bride.
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Is Your Cell Phone Killing Your Sperms?
Posted October 25, 2006 12:25 PM
This is very disturbing. There's a recent study that suggests cell phones may damage male fertility. Apparently the radiation is either frying the sperms, or turning them into deformed mutants. If true, that'd just suck big time! The kicker is that you don't even need to be using the phone. Just carrying it in your hip pocket, or holstering around the waist is enough to cut the sperm count by 30%. Yikes!
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Easy Guyville Guide To Dressing Men
Posted September 27, 2006 3:45 PM
Reading a woman’s mind is not easy. Women relish the fact that you are not always privy to our innermost thoughts. Therefore, you may not be aware when this is crossing your girlfriend’s mind “Please tell me he’s not wearing that!â€
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The Girl in Guyville
Posted August 29, 2006 1:20 PM
Real questions and real advice from our love expert…
Dear Girl in Guyville,
I just met this girl in an online chat room. We spent a few hours talking and she seems really interesting. It turns out that we're fairly close to each other geographically, so we've decided to meet some night soon and go out to a club. She'll go with her friends and I'll bring a few of mine; that way, we'll feel comfortable and each have our own "security nets," in case things don't work out. Is there anything in particular that I should do? Should I bring flowers or candy or something? Any suggestions whatsoever?
Signed, Are E-Girls Easy?
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Fashion Vixen- The 411 from the style files...
Posted August 29, 2006 1:11 PM
My friend is throwing a party at his house this weekend. He invited all sorts of girls I've never met before. What should I wear so I look cool but not like a dork that's trying?
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