I am one of those guys who unfortunately eats like a garbage disposal. A normal meal for me consists of meat, garnished with pork, complimented with a side of ground beef cheese potatoes. Yes, I like everything that smells, tastes, feels and rhymes with meat. Even a side of squirrel sounds good on occasion. With that said, I've had some pretty ugly episodes in the bathroom. After my morning coffee my family pretty much bitches, pisses and moans while holding down the button on the can of air freshener for an obnoxious period of time as I unload the prior day's ingestion. Big babies. Now while I'm not the least bit offended by my own smell, I am also a peace loving man, and that is where this fantastic guy gift, The Ritual comes in to save the day. Please, allow me to be clear before you continue reading...if you are in the market for gifts for him...The Ritual is a must have.
